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Disclaimer

Engineering term​

Even if I graduated from engineering school, I am not a professional enginner. I'm clarifying this because some of my mandates includes the term "Engineer" like SDET - Software Development Engineer in Test - and I don't want any trouble with OIQ. I wrote more about this topic here: The Engineering term and its cascading mess.

I keep SDET in my job's experiences title to avoid misunderstandings of my expertise from potential employer/client, especially in the anglophone sphere, where job titles are mainly dictated from the U.S., where "Engineer" term is everywhere.

Humor​

The following content may contains geeky jokes, tech-related puns, and virtual slapstick. If you're allergic to laughter or suffer from a severe case of humor deficiency, proceed with caution.

Your work, your mess​

I'm not responsible for any unintended consequences of implementing the ideas or techniques presented in this blog. This includes but is not limited to global outages, job dismissal, teleportation accidents, or the sudden appearance of sentient AI demanding a performance review.

Remember, with great code comes great responsibility (and maybe a few bugs).

danger

Any attempts to use the knowledge gained from this blog for nefarious purposes, like hacking into government systems or ordering an infinite supply of pizza, may result in termination of your internet privileges.

Free Time ≠ Free Labor​

While I'm all about spreading giggles and coding wisdom, my free time is precisely that—my free time⏰. I'm not for hire without compensation, and offering me maple syrup won't cut it.

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